I Hear a Symphony
Is the phrase 'flat bagel' such a bummer that we need the "flagel" portamanteau?
Ever since her back surgery, her evacuating habits have changed. She used to stand in one spot and go. Now, she’s sort of goes on the go, leaving little tokens along the way. I was crossing our street yesterday and had just reached the other side when I heard someone yelling, “You better pick up that shit! You’re nasty!”
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